October 20, 2024
Updating Your Device Firmware During a Bank Heist
Learn how to prevent frozen pipes during the cold winter months and avoid costly repairs with these helpful tips.
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Adventure
Autonomy
Hydrographic survey vessels, river push-boats, and transatlantic tankers... we do it all.
Uncrewed vessels ranging from 16' to 200'
Robots are fun!
AUDIO
Signals were meant to be distorted!
Do I hear an echo... echo... echo...
Warm and fuzzy
ADVENTURE
Years of experience breaking electronics
Broken down old trucks and motorcycles in my yard
People confused after an interaction with me
"The only source of knowledge is experience" -Einstein
Now, Voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find.
2 wheels, 4 wheels, motors, pedals... get outside
Plains, trains, and automobiles
FAQ
Great question. Mostly out of a suitcase.
No, very close though.
Yes, probably.... BUT it's either easy enough I can just tell you how to do it or it's so cheap that it makes more sense to just buy a new one. Large machines like cars, washer/dryer, or HVAC units usually warrant a look though. I'll be back in a couple months, I'll take a look then.
No warranty expressed nor implied. Be sure you have good fire insurance.
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Learn how to prevent frozen pipes during the cold winter months and avoid costly repairs with these helpful tips.
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